Kurama: God, I'm hott!

Yusuke: *lying on the couch* Keiko! Beer me!

Kuwabara: Why god, why do I have to be so damn ugly?!

Yukina: Everybody leave me the f*** alone!

Yusuke: Jesus christ Keiko, do you ever shut up?!

Yukina: Kuwabara, dam* you're stupid!

Kurama: I hate you mother! Why don't you just die?!

Botan to Yusuke: Okay, that's it! I'm going over there and kick your a**!

Yukina- *to everyone* why don't you all just shut the f*** up!

Keiko: Come on, Yusuke, we're going to do it!
Yusuke: *punches his fist in the air* YEAH!

Hiei: God-damnit! I'm tired of black!

Kurama: *nervous wreck in the corner* Chew the pain away, chew the pain away....*eating gummy bears*

Keiko: I hate school. It's so pointless....

Botan: F*** off Koenma! I quit!

Yusuke: *tries to chew off his index finger* I DON'T WANNA BE A REIKAI TANTEI!!! *sobs*

Hiei: Kuwabara, we are soul mates. No! Don't leave me! *Cries*

Kuwabara- *to Yukina* I hate you! Why don't you just die!
Yukina - f*** off Kuwabara!

Hiei: I'm giving up fighting! I'm going to work at FOLEYS!!

Kurama: I think I'll cut my hair today...

Koenma: Who cares. Let the stupid ningens die. Kuwabara: E=mc2, so then if y=mx + b.... what is the quadrangular theory of life?

All the YYH cast:Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. Ladeedadeedide, genocide. Ladeedadeedud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time.

Hiei: God I need some romance in my life...

Hiei: Let's switch hair!
Kurama: Okay!

Kurama: Does this dress make me look fat?
Hiei: Yes, because you are fat, Kurama! *evil laugh*
Kurama: I knew it! That's it, I'm sueing Jenny Craig!
Botan: You should have chose slimfast, like me!
Hiei: Botan, your fat too....
Botan: Yeah, well so are you, Hiei! STUPID FAT A**!
Hiei: *hold back tears, then goes bawling* That's it, I'm not eating ANYTHING!
Botan: Good! I hope you starve and die! MWAHAHAHAHA! THEN I'LL GET A RAISE!
Keiko: Gosh, Botan, your such a *****!
Yusuke: Stop talking about my woman that way!
Botan: Yeah, well, Keiko, SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**!
Hiei: MINE WHORE! *Talking to Yusuke*

Kurama: *being called a lady for the 1511446549856 time* You know, I just wish sometimes I was a girl...*sigh*

Kuwabara: I'm such a loser...

Hiei: *goes up to a random ningen girl* Bear my demon child, NOW!
Kurama: B-but Hiei! I thought I was going to do that!

Kuwabara: That's it, I can't stand you anymore YUKINA!

Yukina: That's it, screw looking for my brother. He can burn for all I care.

*after learning Yukina was locked in a castle*
Hiei: Eh *runs off to find more ningen girls to bear his children*

Hiei: I'm going to dye my hair PURPLE!

Botan: That's right. My hair's not natural. How the heck do you think it got this color?!

Hiei: *sigh* I wish I had hair like Kurama...then i'd get all the chicks...

Kurama: It's not PINK! It's really more of a fuschia... *talking about his school uniform*

Kurama: Hiei, threaten me a little more. I like it so much...
Hiei: X___x

Keiko: I'm going to take anger management classes!

Yusuke: Keiko, look! I got an 'A'!

Keiko: Yusuke, I'm breaking up with you! I'm way too smart for a high-school drop-out!

Kuwabara: God, I hate cats! I don't know what i was thinking when I got Eikichi! *kicks Eikichi* Damn thing.
Hiei: *sobs* ANIMAL ABUSER!!!

Kuwabara: Hiei, did I ever tell you how tall you are?

Hiei: Shorty power!

Kurama: I can't help it if I'm beautiful!

Shizuru *throws cigarette on the ground* I quit!

Botan: *Picks up cigarette from ground and smokes it* What? I'm dead, I can't get cancer.

Hiei: I wish I was part of the Queer Eyes...

Kurama: *sighs* I need to get laid.

Kuwabara - *picks daisys in the field* Would you help me Hiei? I'm so weak and helpless!
Hiei- Of course!
Botan: *eats daisy* Kuwabara, you don't deserve anything pretty in this world!

Kuwabara: *Ranting and ranting and ranting*
Botan: WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

Hiei: *runs to into his room, turns on the light* ^-^ MY LITTLE PONIES! MY LITTLE PONIES! *jumps into a room full of pink my little pony's*

Youko: I have a confession to make. Sesshoumaru is my long lost brother.

Sensui: *looms over Yusuke* Yusuke, I am your FATHER!
Yusuke: *Starry eyes* Oh, father! *Cries and hugs him*
Sensui: *pushes him off* Hey, I said I was your father! I didn't say I was taking custody! Humph! *walks off cursing*

Kuwabara -*dresses gangster* yo! *in squeaky voice* this is soooo cool!

Hiei:-shifty eyes- ..... -pulls out playboy magazine- .... <3

Hiei: I need a social life...

Kurama: I'm gonna be America's Next Top Model! *poses*

Shizuru - I'm gonna be on the cheerleading squad!

Botan: *dancing about* My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
Hiei - *grabs Botan* What have I told you about dancing like that?!
Botan: *grabs a can of mace* I'm going to mace your ***! *starts spraying it*

Kurama: That's it! Ningenkai sucks! I'm going back to makai, and you can all kiss my naturally white a**!

Kurama: I haven’t heard you say “Hn” for a while.
Hiei: I gave it up for lent.

Yusuke - I hate green...

Botan: Bingo stinks. I hate that game. I don't even know why I ever said that crap!

Hiei: (standing outside Kurama’s window, waiting to be let in. it’s raining)
Kurama: (watching) I wonder how long he’ll just stand there....

Kuwabara- *hits Yusuke with a stick*
Yusuke- *hits Kuwabara*
Kuwabara - Oh! Fun! Can we do it again?

Kuwabara: I signed up to be a model!

Kurama: *eats rose whip* Mmmmm.

Kurama: *driving... hits an old lady* >=) Ten points for me!

Kuwabara -*holding a bible* I swear, as long as i live, I will never get into another fight with Urameshi!

Kurama- *hangs paper on fridge* All right! Another F for the refridgerator!

Kurama's teacher: Okay, Shuichi, what's the answer to number 22?
Kurama: I...don't....know...
Teacher: *heart attack*
Teacher - *recovers from heart attack*
Kuwabara - I...I actually know the answer!
Teacher - *heart attack #2*

Keiko: (while Puu is still small and penguin-ish) You’re a reflection of Yusuke’s soul, right? Well, that explains why you’re always flying into my chest then.

Youko: Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the hottest of them all?
Mirror: Kuronue.
Youko: (smashes the mirror) Kuronue, we need a new mirror.

Yukina: I’m pregnant.
Hiei: WHERE IS THAT FOOL! (runs off to kill Kuwabara)
Kurama: How can you be pregnant? You don’t even understand the basic principles of… reproduction.
Yukina: Yusuke asked me to say it for some reason.

Hiei: (watching the Dark Tournament) Can't we all just... get along?

Kurama: I am Kenshin Himura, the lone wanderer and with this sword I-
Man: Wrong anime Battousai!
Kurama: Don't call me that....
Hiei: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY KATANA!!!

Botan: Well, we've got another mission everyone...
Hiei: Does it include big scary monsters?
Botan: Umm... well, yes, it does.
Hiei: Count me out. Too dangerous.

News Anchor Lady: Later tonight we'll have an exciting look at.......wait.....I'm getting something....amazing! One of our agents in the field has reported that Mr. Kazuma Kuwabara has discovered a cur efor cancer. Lets go to our agent in the field.
Reporter: I'm here at the residence of Mr. Kuwabara, the founder of the cure for cancer. Mr. Kuwabara, how did you do it?
Kuwabara: Well, it was merely a matter of dividing the square route of the geological therum by four, multiplied by the circumfrance of six to the fifth power, and then decreased by the greatest common multiple of four. Simple elementary.

Hiei- Yarg!!!I'm a Pirate!!!!
Botan-............right.........
Hiei- Look at me hair, its like a captains hat!
Botan-.......................

Hiei: I am a lion, hear me roar!
Botan: Me-ow! *glomps him*

Hiei- call a doctor!I broke a nail! I need medical attention!!!! 911!!!!!!

Koenma - *steals mop and papers from ogre* no no! sit down, let me do that! Relax ogre...I'll take care of everything! ^___^

Kurama: God, I'm such a man whore!

Hiei: I'm gangsta yo!
Botan: Fur shizzle!

Yusuke *in a bathing suit* - I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

Hiei as a child: When I grow up, I want to be tall!

More to come!